whatbigotspost:

phoenixonwheels:

teratocybernetics:

ALT

i haven’t seen this here yet so heads up

Here’s the link with instructions on how to opt out of arbitration.

Etsy’s Plan to Prevent Class Action Lawsuits

Did you know that when you agree to Etsy's Terms of Use, you agree never to join in a class action lawsuit against them, no matter what they

Indie Sellers Guild

Oh hey, fuck you, Etsy

bobacupcake:

bobacupcake:

bobacupcake:

ok but what if i

here you go knock yourselves out !!!

webgl and windows builds for now. let me know if anyone has any issues

cut content. i am so sorry i had to take it out i ran into some issues. but i promise it will make a return someday. i promise i’ll make something someday where you can eat the orbs

silverandzlo:

dontbeanassbutt:

butchspace:

We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like

Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.

take off your glasses if you wear them for 20 seconds

Recommended by my optometrist

Look at something 20 feet away, then 10, then 5, then one, then if you can your nose.

Repeat twice, then again without glasses.

Face forward look out of the corner of your eye. As far as you can look. Slowly move to the other corner. Repeat twice.

Look down as far as you can. Slowly look up. Repeat twice.

Roll eyes twice.

Close eyes for five minutes.

I do this every day usually at my halfway point. My migraines went away. My vision go better. Honestly stretching my eyes as she put it feels great too.

beemovieerotica:

in-a-mellow-tone:

in-a-mellow-tone:

in-a-mellow-tone:

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

How high was I last night?

How much lamb stew did I want to make??

1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????

>960 cups beef broth
>2 bay leaves

the unfathomable power of bay leaf

tobacconist:

kallypsos:

#he’s just a baby

maneth985:

meirmakesstuff:

behind-blue-eyes:

bluehairedspidey:

dankmemeuniversity:

(via @yourguyeli)

When i was a teachers assistant(first grade), i would add extra points for doodles and drawings when i was grading papers. Obviously, these points didnt go in the grade book. I called them Miss Rachel points. But the kids loved it and started doing more complex drawings on the back of their homework to get more points. I had a parent tell me that her daughter got excited to finish her homework so she could do a new drawing for me, so teachers, of literally any grade, give the drawings some acknowledgment. Its a creative outlet that may motivate your students to do their homework but more importantly, it could be someone’s escape and you just writing “nice panda” next to their drawing will make them feel so special.

We did a big schoolwide diagnostic test last month and this kid drew such an ambivalent stick figure that I had to try cheering it up a little.

YES to teachers who don’t punish doodling

pinetreevillain:

cpunkhobie:

cpunkhobie:

ALT

God I love this movie

ALT

TMNT: Mutant Mayhem Team Made Sure Animators Weren't Overworked

Mutant Mayhem director Jeff Rowe says he allowed animators to clock in as little as three days a week and let them work from home when reque

CBR

(ID in alt)

(Waves this around in executives faces) wow it’s almost like profitable art happens without exploiting workers. Wow. Imagine that

Also it’s good. The movie is good. It’s nice to see something where you can tell the people working on it didn’t just love the movie, but had fun working on it. Let film making be fun instead of detrimental to a person’s physical and mental health

I’m gonna puke this makes me so happy to read. Idk. I just want more good news from the industry i’m going into

bucksangel:

this is immensely funny to me

strongermonster:

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.

thebisquid:

kenas-artstuff:

nerdylilpeebee:

sparklyaxolotlstudent:

whowasntthere:

tohdaryl:

daryltohblogs:

thranduilland:

lucid-luck:

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock

He looks so ready. XD

“My time has come.”

Plot twist she’s his bodyguard

I specifically went back through my reblogs to find these

constant-state-of-self-discovery:

creekfiend:

leashamariel:

orlyofhousesnark:

catchymemes:

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

The prime Minister of new zealand can’t you read

mesmes99:

savedgame:

savedgame:

i dont care about any funny anime gag except for the girl trying to peg her boyfriend and instead of showing sex the next frame is her in a jumpsuit doing maitencne on a manhole

I read what’s available so far, and this panel doesn’t get into the best part. She can’t get the manhole open with just her fingers, so she grabs a strap on….. which is represented as this:

dlrk-gently:

suspendnodisbelief:

dokteur:

bonbonlanguage:

You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?

These are called vocables, a form of non-lexical utterance - that is, wordlike sounds that aren’t strictly words, have flexible meaning depending on context, and reflect the speakers emotional reaction to the context rather than stating something specific. They also include uh-oh! (that’s not good!), uh-huh and mm-hmm (yes), uhn-uhn (no), huh? (what?), huh… (oh, I see…), hmmn… (I wonder… / maybe…), awww! (that’s cute!), aww… (darn it…), um? (excuse me; that doesn’t seem right?), ugh and guh (expressions of alarm, disgust, or sympathy toward somebody else’s displeasure or distress), etc.

Every natural human language has at least a few vocables in it, and filler words like “um” and “erm” are also part of this overall class of utterances. Technically “vocable” itself refers to a wider category of utterances, but these types of sounds are the ones most frequently being referred to, when the word is used.

Reblog if u just hummed all of these out loud as you read them

forthegothicheroine:

forthegothicheroine:

what-grace-has-forgiveness:

amotleycrew:

you know what’s a trope that never gets tired is when theyre bouncing around in the plot and suddenly an important name crops up- it’s blorbo bleebus. and some dude is like who the hell is blorbo bleebus. and we immediately cut to our new friend blorbo bleebus pulling the most absolutely buckwild shit you’ve ever seen

enhanced edition of this trope is when they cut to blorbo bleebus doing something entirely contradictory to how they were just introduced, like “i know a professional, someone discreet who can handle things quietly” cut to blorbo bleebus in the wildest fucking bar brawl you’ve ever seen, screaming their own name and stopping to down shots while still holding some dude in a headlock

We need a Dracula movie where they do this with Van Helsing.

#jack: i just contacted… professor van helsing#arthur: whomst?#jack: a genius an expert in every field of knowledge you could possibly imagine#he has five degrees he is one of the most respected academics in europe#*cut to van helsing running out of a church with a priest in pursuit and communion wafers spilling out of his pockets*

via @eleancrvances

You get it!